Turd on a Piece of Paper
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Tim Smith
The feces sat motionless on the parchment, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The poop lay still on the papyrus, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The droppings rested disinterestedly on the document, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The crap reclined unchanging on the manuscript, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The bowel movement lethargically anchored the blank sheet, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The dung silently shielded the page, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The dookie lied changelessly on the essay, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The dump was statically situated on the handout, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The fertilizer slumped uncaring on the chart, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The poo relaxed immobile on the printout, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The shit was paralyzed on the notebook, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The deuce laid unflowing on the cardboard, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The poopie was arranged inactively on the thesis, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The fecal matter was set coldly on the dissertation, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The log callously covered the article, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The manure was placed heartlessly on the tome, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The compost parked selfishly on the volume, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The leavings were positioned tiredly on the magazine, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The sewage collected apathetically on the journal, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The excrement perched casually on the publication, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The spillage aloofly enveloped the periodical, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The mess balanced dispassionately on the tabloid, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The discharge passively embraced the broadsheet, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The diarrhea listlessly sheltered the editorial, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The leakage lazed indifferently on the folio, like a turd on a piece of paper.
The turd was on a piece of paper, like a turd on a piece of paper.
Tim Smith recently graduated with a degree in music from North Dakota State University. He was once the only white member of a household that included an Asian, a Native American, and a Mexican. You can reach Tim at timothy.smith@ ndsu.edu.
