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Tim Smith
The word “peopled” is due for a comeback.
If there was a super hero called The Rapist, I bet he would wear a rape cape.
What do Matthew Zeimer, Alan E. McPeek, and Jesse Buryj have in common? They were all US soldiers who were victims of friendly fire in the War on Terror. Also, the causes of their deaths were covered up by the military to some extent. Furthermore, none of them played for the Arizona Cardinals, so you’ve undoubtedly never heard of any of them. Not to disparage Pat Tillman or anything, but what makes his death so compelling? Just because he quit the NFL doesn’t necessarily make him a hero. Maybe he wanted to leave the Cardinals. My guess is that he got wind of management’s decision to seek a new coach and figured it was better to die in the desert than play for Denny Green.
Do you think Carson Daly ever wonders why his show hasn’t been moved to a better time slot?
I’ve never really understood the neck tie. I’m not sure if it’s supposed to proclaim your manliness by saying, “Look at me. I’m tough. I’m wearing a noose. Someone could choke me,” or maybe it just has to do with the absolute unacceptability of buttons.
If something’s worth doing, it’s worth getting a Jew to make a black man do it.
After several postal workers went on shooting sprees in the last few decades, “going postal” came to mean “suddenly becoming extremely and uncontrollably angry, possibly to the point of violence,” (Wikipedia.com). Now NASA employees seem to want a piece of the pie. Just a couple more cross-country manhunts by diapered spacewomen or deadly hostage situations, and the term “astronautic” will become synonymous with “crazy.” Seriously, this guy killed himself and a coworker (the coworker first, mind you) after getting a poor performance review. You’d think he was a Japanese high school student who just found out he’d have to go to a trade school.
I wish there was a way to use my last name to cash in on Anna Nicole’s death and/or $500 million baby.
You can’t take it with you, but you can sure leave a lot of pain and misery behind and that’s worth more than any physical possession you could ever imagine.
I thought you needed looks, talent or both to make it in Hollywood, so will someone please explain Susan Sarandon to me?
Hooray for Don Imus! Now inner city black people have something else to blame their rapes, robberies, and murders on. Maybe during this sixtieth anniversary season of Jackie Robinson shattering the color barrier, you could follow his example and try to prove the stereotypes wrong rather than using them as an excuse to act like niggers.
It would be really nice if there was a TV remote that had a programmable mute feature that could just mute certain people. David Schwimmer, John Madden, Al Sharpton, and Bill Walton come to mind as possible candidates.
Every time you masturbate a Hokie gets shot. Yeah. That’s what you get VirginiaTech. Every single one of you was supposed to be responsible for trying to make some psycho chink happy. You got what you deserved for not going out of your way to make some messed-up, slant-eyed puddle head feel welcome. Sorry Cho, this is the land of opportunity. Opportunity means you have a chance to accomplish your goals and make something of yourself. It doesn’t mean that everyone will wipe your ass for you, which probably runs side to side anyways. You’re the kind of retarded shit head that helps make the Republicans’ case for closing the borders.
Tim Smith recently graduated with a degree in music from North Dakota State University. He was once the only white member of a household that included an Asian, a Native American, and a Mexican. You can reach Tim at timothy.smith@ ndsu.edu.
