
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
The Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of
Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over
200
years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse or other government buildings is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shall Not Steal,' 'Thou Shall Not Commit
Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment.