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John Rogstad's Express Chicken
Ingrediants
One boneless skinless chicken breast
3 oz. Heinz Tomato Ketchup
1 case of Keystone Light
Directions
1. Drink some Keystone Light
2. Take chicken breast out of the freezer, place on microwave-safe plate
3. Drink more Keystone Light
4. Place chicken in microwave, heat on high for 10 minutes
5. Drink more Keystone Light
6. After ten minutes (and a minimum of 2 Keystone Lights), flip chicken and heat on high for ten more minutes
7. Drink more Keystone Light
8. Play a few all-in hands on Party Poker
9. After ten minutes, check chicken to see if it's fully cooked
10. Forget about step #9, drink the rest of your Keystone Light, and lose on an all-in bet on Party Poker
11. Pour 3 oz. of ketchup on chicken breast (whether the chicken is done or not)
12. Enjoy!