Faceoff 2005
Match 2
Hanson vs. Hanson
vs. 
By Christopher Hanson
Let's take a minute to compare two Chris Hanson's in the world- the first being myself, a local musician, against Chris Hanson, the punter for the Jacksonville Jaguars...
| Christopher Hanson (Musician) | Catagory | Chris Hanson (NFL Player) | The Edge | Thoughts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fargo, ND | Home | Jacksonville, FL | Chris | Fargo is cold, Fargo is boring, Fargo has no diversity...you get the idea. |
| Musician | Job | Punter | Christopher | Musicians get the chicks, punters get made fun of all of their lives. |
| Andrew | Middle Name | David | Even | Both common names, nothing sticks out here. |
| Average of $100 per gig | Salary | Average of $62,500 per game | Chris | Maybe it's not so bad being a punter afterall. |
| Playing cards | Hobby | Golf | Christopher | Golf is lame. That's all I've got. |
| Once went to the hospital for beating himself on the head with a butter knife | Stupid, Stupid, Stupid | Injured himself joking around with an ax in the locker room | Chris | Christopher was only four years old when he did it, Chris was a grown man in the NFL |
| None | Signifigant Other | Wife- Kasey | Chris | Chicks are supposed to dig musicians, not punters, so I thought... |
| 5'8", 200 | Size | 6'1", 221 | Chris | Chris is average for his height, Christopher is fat for his... |
| None to speak of | Biggest Award and/or Recognition | 2002 NFL Pro Bowl | Chris | The Pro Bowl gets you a trip to Hawaii. Nothing gets you...well, nothing. |
| United Way, NPR | Charity | CHILD Cancer Fund, Boy Scouts | Even | Charity in any form is good... |
And the winner is...
Chris Hanson- the Jacksonville Jaguars punter
He's a superstar even if he only kicks a ball for a living...